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Lose weight After going on a diet, a woman felt really good about herself---especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago....
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Nobody home, donot leave anything Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door:"nobody home.don't leave anything"...
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We Need Fggs A man runs to the doctor and says ,"Dactor,you're got to help me,My wife thinks she's a chicken!"The doctor asks ,"How long was she had this condition?""Two y...
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Play the Piano A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital.The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands. "Doctor ,"says the man excitedly and dramatic...
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Knows to pary At the storm raged,the captain realized his ship was sinking fast ,he called out,"Anyone here knows how to pray?" One man stepped forward ,"Aye ,Captain,I know...
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You're Not Going to Make It Gravely ill,a man went to the doctor with his wife.After the examination,the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway."Your husband is very si...
