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1. Answering machine message 259 (5/9/2010)
    These words are lovely dark and deep But I've got promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep So leave a message at the beep.
2. Answering machine message 257 (5/9/2010)
    I am not home to talk to you, But please don't be a creep. Just leave your name and number, At the sound of the...
3. Answering machine message 260 (5/9/2010)
    Now I lay me down to sleep; Leave a message at the beep. If I die before I wake, Remember to erase the tape.
4. Answering machine message 258 (5/9/2010)
    You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep.
5. Answering machine message 256 (5/9/2010)
    (For Shakespeare lovers only:) So long as phones can ring and eyes can see, So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee.
6. Answering machine message 254 (5/9/2010)
    Steve has been captured by a flying saucer and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name, phone number, and a message, I'll have him call y
7. Answering machine message 252 (5/9/2010)
    A bubble in the space-time continuum has connected your line to a channeler in the 23rd century. Any message you leave will be broadcast into the future.
8. Answering machine message 250 (5/9/2010)
    (Darth Vader voice:) Speak, worm!
9. Answering machine message 248 (5/9/2010)
    (Chekov's voice:) Oh Keptin! It was Khan! He made us do things... Say things we did not vant to say... But we vere strong, Keptin! Ve held out until ve h
10. Answering machine message 246 (5/9/2010)
    (Borg voice:) WE ARE BORG. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOUR PHONE CALL, AS IT HAS BEEN, IS NOW OVER. YOUR MESSAGE WILL BE ASSIMILATED AT THE BEEP. But we're not
11. Answering machine message 244 (5/9/2010)
    Thank you for calling Starfleet Command. No starships are in the quadrant at this time, so at the sound of the subspace tone, tell us your name, the planet yo
12. Answering machine message 242 (5/9/2010)
    Starship Enterprise, Uhura here, can you hold please? -- Captain, there is a transmission coming in on hailing frequency seven, do you want it on screen?
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