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1. A parents terrors of life (5/8/2010)
Dear Mother and Dad: It has now been three months since I left for college. I have been remiss in writing and am very sorry for my thoughtlessness in not havi

2. Do you know who I am? (5/8/2010)
It was the final examination for an introductory Biology course at the local university. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new stude

3. History paper research on the Internet (5/8/2010)
Man: How's your history paper coming? Woman: Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research, and it's been very helpful. Man: Reall

4. The universal grade change form (5/8/2010)
To: Professor _______________ From: ____________________ I think my grade in your course, ___, should be changed from ___ to ___ for the following reasons: _

5. I will do anything to pass (5/8/2010)
A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. I would do anything to pass this exam. She

6. The prayer said before finals (5/8/2010)
Now I Lay Me Down to Study, I Pray the Lord I Won't Go Nutty. If I Should Fail to Learn this Junk, I Pray the Lord I Will Not Flunk. But If I Do, Don't Pit

7. You might be a college student if . . . (5/8/2010)
1. If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen, you might be a college student. 2. If you live in a house with three couches, none of which match. 3. If you c

8. Two students miss a final exam (5/8/2010)
Introductory Chemistry was taught at Duke University for many years by professor Bonk. One year, two guys took the class and did pretty well on all the quizzes

9. Writing home with ease (5/8/2010)
Dear Parent(s), Date: I am too busy to write, but this checklist covers most of the topics of interest to both of us. Please send me: __ Money (Cash) Amo

10. A students request for extra money (5/8/2010)
A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke. His Mother said, Sure, sweetie. I will send you so

11. Why must we learn this? (5/8/2010)
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, Why do we have to learn this pointless i

12. A bribe for your professor (5/8/2010)
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the studen

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