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1. A lecture about English (5/8/2010)
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. In English, he said, A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as

2. MIT course evaluation results (5/8/2010)
[b]These are actual student evaulation comments taken from an MIT course evaluation guide in the fall semester of 1991.[/b] This class was a religious experien

3. The homework schedule (5/8/2010)
Here is an explanation of the school homework policy for the average student. Students should not spend more than ninety minutes per night. This time should

4. A new professors diary (5/8/2010)
[b]Jan 3rd, 1995[/b] I have long heard of the lives of the privileged classes, and now I have prepared myself to experience life as a member. Tomorrow, I will

5. New scientific dictionary (5/8/2010)
Activation Energy: The useful quantity of energy available in one cup of coffee. Atomic Theory: A mythological explanation of the nature of matter, first propo

6. World history in a students eyes (5/8/2010)
[b]Here is a collection of freshman history bloopers collected by a Canadian history professor (Anders Henrickson) over the years.[/b] During the Middle Ages,

7. Impossible final exams (5/8/2010)
Instructions: Read each question carefully. Answer all questions. Time limit: 2 hours. Begin immediately. Art: Given one eight-count box of crayons and three s

8. 199 ways to confuse a roommate (5/8/2010)
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do [b]not[/b] advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself. 1. When talking to your ro

9. The technical geek test (5/8/2010)
[b]Are you a tehcnical geek?[/b] Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical activities? Many do. Take the following test to see if you are compulsive

10. Fun things to do on the first day of class (5/8/2010)
This is for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you do any of these things on the first day of class or for that matter, on any day of class. 1.

11. Actual misphrased excerpts (5/8/2010)
Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species. Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by rubbing cats backwards. The theory of evolution wa

12. Tips to improve your writing (5/8/2010)
1. Avoid alliteration. Always. 2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do. 3. Employ the vernacular. 4. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc. 5.

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