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1. A Geography Teacher's Logic (12/18/2009)
A party of geography teachers was climbing in the Alps, After several hours they became hopelessly lost,One of them studied the map for some time,turning it up and down ,sigting on distant landmarks,consulting his compass,and finally the sun .Finally he said,"OK.see that big mountain over there?"
A party of geography teachers was climbing in the Alps, After several hours they became hopelessly lost,One of them studied the map for some time,turning it up and down ,sigting on distant landmarks,consulting his compass,and finally the sun .Finally he said,"OK.see that big mountain over there?"
2. The Teacher Cry (8/2/2009)
But the teacher criedThe six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left
But the teacher criedThe six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left
3. Mad at her computer (7/14/2009)
The community college where my ex-husband teaches is next door to the North Carolina School for the Deaf.
The community college where my ex-husband teaches is next door to the North Carolina School for the Deaf.
4. All-purpose Dissolvent (7/4/2009)
A young man saw Edison, said : ¡°I wanna(=want to ) develop a sort of all-purpose dissolvent, by which can dissolve all materials.¡± Edison asked a question
A young man saw Edison, said : ¡°I wanna(=want to ) develop a sort of all-purpose dissolvent, by which can dissolve all materials.¡± Edison asked a question
5. The 25 BBS Commandments (11/26/2008)
Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou shalt remember thy name and password. Thou shalt only call a BBS two times a day.
Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou shalt remember thy name and password. Thou shalt only call a BBS two times a day.
6. Software development cycle (11/26/2008)
1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. 3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren’t really bugs.
1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. 3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren’t really bugs.
7. The Ten Commandments for C Programmers (11/26/2008)
Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily its perception and judgement oft exceed thine.
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