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1. Marriage quotes 02 (5/9/2010)
Married life is full of excitement and frustration: * In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. * In the second year, the woman sp
Married life is full of excitement and frustration: * In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. * In the second year, the woman sp
2. Marriage quotes 01 (5/9/2010)
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Marria
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Marria
3. News headlines 05 (5/9/2010)
Steals Clock, Faces Time Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction Stolen Pa
Steals Clock, Faces Time Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction Stolen Pa
4. News headlines 04 (5/9/2010)
Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing New Vaccine May Contain Rabies Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire Enfields Couple Sla
Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing New Vaccine May Contain Rabies Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire Enfields Couple Sla
5. News headlines 03 (5/9/2010)
Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years Never Withhold H
Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years Never Withhold H
6. News headlines 02 (5/9/2010)
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says Eye Drops off Shelf Teacher Strikes Idle Kids British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands Squad Helps Dog Bite Vict
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says Eye Drops off Shelf Teacher Strikes Idle Kids British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands Squad Helps Dog Bite Vict
7. News headlines 01 (5/9/2010)
Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees Farmer Bill Dies in House Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Iraqi Head Seeks Arms Panda Mating Fails; Veterinar
Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees Farmer Bill Dies in House Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Iraqi Head Seeks Arms Panda Mating Fails; Veterinar
8. Why ask why 06 (5/9/2010)
Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Can you be a closet claustrophobic? Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them
Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Can you be a closet claustrophobic? Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them
9. Why ask why 05 (5/9/2010)
Is it possible to be totally partial? What's another word for thesaurus? What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants? Do
Is it possible to be totally partial? What's another word for thesaurus? What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants? Do
10. Why ask why 04 (5/9/2010)
Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container? If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter? When you choke a smurf, what color
Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container? If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter? When you choke a smurf, what color
11. Why ask why 03 (5/9/2010)
How did a fool and his money get together? Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you t
How did a fool and his money get together? Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you t
12. Why ask why 02 (5/9/2010)
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it so
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Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it so
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