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1. Do You Know My Work (2/24/2010)
One night a hotel caught fire£¬ and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes£®Two men stood outside and looked at the fire£®
One night a hotel caught fire£¬ and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes£®Two men stood outside and looked at the fire£®
2. My family (1/24/2010)
My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war, and my daughter is foreign secretary.
My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war, and my daughter is foreign secretary.
3. Nobody home, donot leave anything (1/24/2010)
Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door:"nobody home.don't leave anything"
Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door:"nobody home.don't leave anything"
4. His Military Etiquette (12/8/2009)
Officer:Solidier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier:Sure.buddy. Officer:That's no way to address an officer!Now let's try it again.Do you have change for a dollar?
Officer:Solidier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier:Sure.buddy. Officer:That's no way to address an officer!Now let's try it again.Do you have change for a dollar?
5. Wishing Well (11/25/2009)
A couple is taking a stroll in a lovely meadow when they come uupon a wishing well.The woman leans over,makes a wish ,and throws in a quarter. Her husband decides he wants to make a wish,also,Unfortunnately,he leans over too far,falls down into the well,and drowns
A couple is taking a stroll in a lovely meadow when they come uupon a wishing well.The woman leans over,makes a wish ,and throws in a quarter. Her husband decides he wants to make a wish,also,Unfortunnately,he leans over too far,falls down into the well,and drowns
6. Chatting on the Plane (11/19/2009)
A man was recently flying to New York.He decided to strike up a conversattion with his seat mate. "I've got a great policeman joke.Would you like to hear it?" "I should let you know first that I am a policeman."
A man was recently flying to New York.He decided to strike up a conversattion with his seat mate. "I've got a great policeman joke.Would you like to hear it?" "I should let you know first that I am a policeman."
7. Do You Have a Bias (11/19/2009)
A middle-aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speeding .As he was giving her the ticket ,she said,"How come I always get a ticket and everyone else gets a warning?Is it my face?"
A middle-aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speeding .As he was giving her the ticket ,she said,"How come I always get a ticket and everyone else gets a warning?Is it my face?"
8. Relatively (11/9/2009)
Einiseh climbs to the top of Mt.Sinai to get close enough to talk to God ,Looking up ,he asks the Lord,"Gpf .what does a million years mean to you?"The Lord replies,"A ,minute."
Einiseh climbs to the top of Mt.Sinai to get close enough to talk to God ,Looking up ,he asks the Lord,"Gpf .what does a million years mean to you?"The Lord replies,"A ,minute."
9. Give us a Donation (11/7/2009)
Traffic was backed up for miles,and the police were going car to car,When they got to my car I asked the officer what was going on. He said," It's Al Gore ,He's up there threatening to set himself on fire!We are going car to car collecting donations."
Traffic was backed up for miles,and the police were going car to car,When they got to my car I asked the officer what was going on. He said," It's Al Gore ,He's up there threatening to set himself on fire!We are going car to car collecting donations."
10. Adding Time (10/29/2009)
Luke's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the"miracle"products she asked ,"Darling ,honestly what age would you say I am?"Looking over her carefully,Luke replied,"Judging
Luke's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the"miracle"products she asked ,"Darling ,honestly what age would you say I am?"Looking over her carefully,Luke replied,"Judging
11. Two Birds (10/29/2009)
Teacher:Here are two birds,one is a swallow,and the other is sparrow.Now who can tell us which is which?Student:I cannot point out but I konw the answer.Teacher :Please tell us.
Teacher:Here are two birds,one is a swallow,and the other is sparrow.Now who can tell us which is which?Student:I cannot point out but I konw the answer.Teacher :Please tell us.
12. My Pain (10/19/2009)
At Sunday school they were teaching how God created everything ,including human beings,Little Tommy,a child in the kindergarten class,seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve created out of Adam's ribs.
Page: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] At Sunday school they were teaching how God created everything ,including human beings,Little Tommy,a child in the kindergarten class,seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve created out of Adam's ribs.
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