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1. The great wiener caper (5/9/2010)
One day, two drunks were stumbling around in the streets of New York, when they decided that they were beginning to get sober. They checked their pockets to s

2. The best pub (5/9/2010)
A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman were sitting in a pub discussing the best pubs around. The Englishman says, 憫there's a pub in the West Midlands

3. Thats really; really nasty & practical (5/9/2010)
3 bums were outside a bar. The first one went in and asked for a fork. The second one went in and also asked for a fork. Then the third one went in and wanted

4. Sitting at a bar... (5/9/2010)
A woman is sitting at a bar, enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends, when an exceptionally tall, handsome, sexy young man entered. He was so str

5. Blowjob Dog (5/9/2010)
A man walks into a bar with a dog and asks the bartender if he'd like to buy the dog for $900. The bartenders says, It's just an ugly mongrel, why would I wan

6. 3 gay guys in a bar (5/9/2010)
Three gay guys went in to a bar. There was only on stool left. What do they do? Flip it over.

7. The knot (5/9/2010)
A string walks into a bar and asks the waiter for a beer. The waiter says, I am sorry but we can't serve strings here. The string goes home, ties him in a kn

8. Blowing chunks (5/9/2010)
Okay a man is in a bar and has getting really drunk and he goes home. He comes back the next day to get his jacket and the bartender asks him, Do you want to

9. 3 vampires in bar (5/9/2010)
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,?I抎 like a pint of blood. The second vampire says,?I抎 like a pint of blood, too. Then t

10. Spit on my beer (5/9/2010)
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to tell Frank that he had a telephone call. Frank had just bought another beer and he di

11. 25 signs youve had too much to drink (5/9/2010)
1)You lose arguments with inanimate objects. 2) You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. 3) Job interfering with you're drinking. 4

12. Beer and a box (5/9/2010)
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a small cardboard box on the bar, and ordered a beer. When the beer came, he opened the box, pull

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