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1. High tech (5/9/2010)
A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers like there's a telephone in his hand, then puts his palm up against his cheek and begins talki

2. Me drunk? (5/9/2010)
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his ho

3. Drunken guy and the nun (5/9/2010)
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home. As he stumbled out th

4. Got beer!! (5/9/2010)
Joe tells his wife he is heading out to the pub for a drink. His wife starts complaining you never take me anywhere anymore. After hours of complaining the hu

5. Flush (5/9/2010)
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes a

6. Make a horse cry. (5/9/2010)
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. In front of him he sea抯 a big jar full of change and a little card that reads: Hello, if you would like to win al

7. In and out of puddles (5/9/2010)
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender for a while, the man excuses himself

8. Bodybuilding (5/9/2010)
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, ready

9. One last night (5/9/2010)
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried. ?What

10. The bar basement (5/9/2010)
The Bar Basement Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ''If you can sit in my basement for a day I'll give you free beer forever.'' So the first m

11. Twelve inch pianist (5/9/2010)
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sits down, and starts to play the piano. This other guy notic

12. The hamster show (5/9/2010)
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows him something amazing. The bartender agrees, so the guys pull out a

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