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1. Who is the laziest (2/24/2010)
Father:Well,Jack,I talked with your teacher today .And now I want to ask you a question ,Who is the laziest person inyour class ?
Father:Well,Jack,I talked with your teacher today .And now I want to ask you a question ,Who is the laziest person inyour class ?
2. The Perfect Son (2/24/2010)
A:I have the perfect son. B:Does he smoke? A:No, he doesn't. B:Does he drink whiskey? A:No,he doesn't.
A:I have the perfect son. B:Does he smoke? A:No, he doesn't. B:Does he drink whiskey? A:No,he doesn't.
3. She Didnot Say Anything (2/24/2010)
A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence.
A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence.
4. The Father and Son (1/24/2010)
A father said to his sons: "Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?" The oldest son replied: "Father, Ill eat it all!"
A father said to his sons: "Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?" The oldest son replied: "Father, Ill eat it all!"
5. A Bribe for Professor (11/28/2009)
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students.He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.Once the test was over ,the students all handed the tests back in.
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students.He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.Once the test was over ,the students all handed the tests back in.
6. Perfect Penis (10/1/2009)
There is a little boy and a little girl in the woods. The little girl asked the boy, "What is a penis?" The boy replied, "I don`t know."
There is a little boy and a little girl in the woods. The little girl asked the boy, "What is a penis?" The boy replied, "I don`t know."
7. I Don't Know (8/29/2009)
A group of students having training in mountain climbing .One if them slipped and began failling into a precipice. "Are you hurt?" askede another.
A group of students having training in mountain climbing .One if them slipped and began failling into a precipice. "Are you hurt?" askede another.
8. Be Deaf (8/20/2009)
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents'. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the younger one began praying at the top of his lungs.
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents'. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the younger one began praying at the top of his lungs.
9. Who Is This (8/20/2009)
My two sister and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day, after facing one crisis too many and tired of being treated like just another undergraduate
My two sister and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day, after facing one crisis too many and tired of being treated like just another undergraduate
10. Daddy meet a Mommy (8/10/2009)
Like a good father, I took my 4-year old daughter to a so-called "rug concert" at her music school one Saturday morning, called that because you sit on the rug in a group and sing songs.
Like a good father, I took my 4-year old daughter to a so-called "rug concert" at her music school one Saturday morning, called that because you sit on the rug in a group and sing songs.
11. Keep Feeding Him Nickels!" (8/2/2009)
A mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it .She immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down and hit him on the back, whereupon he coughed up two dimes.Frantically
A mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it .She immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down and hit him on the back, whereupon he coughed up two dimes.Frantically
12. Who is Stupid? (7/29/2009)
A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
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