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1. A football match (8/19/2010)
Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, `Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream.` `Why did it make you late?` inquired the teacher.

2. What are the Two Words? (7/10/2010)
A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter. My dear, said the old lady,

3. Did Your Dad Help You? (5/30/2010)
One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised.

4. Moral Lesson (5/9/2010)
A mother had prepared a scrumptous pie for her two young sons. It was now nearly all gone. The boys began to argue over who would get the last piece of pie. T

5. Thank you Lord (5/9/2010)
A woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, Would you like to say the blessing? I don't know what

6. Blame Mom (5/9/2010)
After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel. They passed by the ruins of the Garden of Eden. One of the boys asked, What's

7. Brotherly Love (5/9/2010)
A Sunday School teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six-year-olds. After explaining the commandment to honor thy father and thy moth

8. Quiet Zone (5/9/2010)
A Sunday school teacher asked the children, just before she dismissed them to go to church, And why is it necessary to be quiet in church? Little Johnny jump

9. Blessed are Children... (5/9/2010)
A mother took her three-year-old daughter to church for the first time just before Easter. The church lights were lowered and then the choir came down the ais

10. The Deadly Mistake (5/9/2010)
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Johnny standing in the foyer of the church, looking at a large plaque that hung there. After the young man of se

11. For the Sick (5/9/2010)
A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. Mommy, she said, can we leave now? No, her mother replied. Well, I think I have to

12. As Little Children (5/9/2010)
One Sunday a young child was acting up during the 10 o'clock Mass. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the b

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