Joke: Food Riddles

What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?
A box of quackers.
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?
Because he was on a roll.
Why did the student eat his homework?
The teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
What did the cannibal order for take-out?
Pizza with everyone on it.
How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
Footprints in the cheesecake.
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Launch meat.
What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
Close the door, I'm dressing!
Where does a bat eat his dinner?
On home plate, and he has a ball.

[Tag]:Food Riddles
[Time]:11/26/2008