Joke: God, can I have a penny

A man goes to church and starts talking to God.
He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?"
and God says: "A penny",
then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?"
and God says: "a second".
then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?"
and God says "In a second."
[Tag]:God, can I have a penny
[Time]:7/4/2009