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1. In the Hospital (1/24/2010)
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor.
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor.
2. Upset Is Unhealthy (12/10/2009)
The mother of a problem child was advised by a doctor "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquilizers regularly." On her next visit the doctor asked."Have the tranquilizers calmed you down?" "Yes ," the boy'smother answered.
The mother of a problem child was advised by a doctor "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquilizers regularly." On her next visit the doctor asked."Have the tranquilizers calmed you down?" "Yes ," the boy'smother answered.
3. The Fourteenth (12/9/2009)
A guy walks past to mental hospital and hears a moaning voice "13............13.............13......13.............."The man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall,he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye.The moaning voice then
A guy walks past to mental hospital and hears a moaning voice "13............13.............13......13.............."The man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall,he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye.The moaning voice then
4. A Doctor's Complaint (12/4/2009)
A doctor is talking to a car mechanic,"Your fee is several times more per hour than we get paid for medical care.""Year,but you see ,doc., you have always the more model ,it hasn't changed since Adem ;but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month."
A doctor is talking to a car mechanic,"Your fee is several times more per hour than we get paid for medical care.""Year,but you see ,doc., you have always the more model ,it hasn't changed since Adem ;but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month."
5. Toothache (12/3/2009)
On the job as a dental receptionist,I answered the phone and noticed on the caller-ID screen that the incoming call was from an auto_repair shop,The man on the line begged to see the dentist because of a painful tooth,"Which side of your mouth hurts?" I asked the patient.
On the job as a dental receptionist,I answered the phone and noticed on the caller-ID screen that the incoming call was from an auto_repair shop,The man on the line begged to see the dentist because of a painful tooth,"Which side of your mouth hurts?" I asked the patient.
6. Purchasing the Brain (12/1/2009)
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices. The doctor said,"Well,this Ph.D, brain costs $ 10.000.This brain belonged to a NASA top scientist cost $ 15,000.Here we have a policeman 's brain as well,it costs $50,000."
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices. The doctor said,"Well,this Ph.D, brain costs $ 10.000.This brain belonged to a NASA top scientist cost $ 15,000.Here we have a policeman 's brain as well,it costs $50,000."
7. Please Do Me a Favor (11/30/2009)
A dentist,after competing work on a patient ,came to him begging. Dentist:Could you help me ?Could you give out a few of your loudest,most painful screams? Patient:Why? Doctor,it wasn't all that bad this time.
A dentist,after competing work on a patient ,came to him begging. Dentist:Could you help me ?Could you give out a few of your loudest,most painful screams? Patient:Why? Doctor,it wasn't all that bad this time.
8. We Need Fggs (11/28/2009)
A man runs to the doctor and says ,"Dactor,you're got to help me,My wife thinks she's a chicken!"The doctor asks ,"How long was she had this condition?""Two years." says the man.
A man runs to the doctor and says ,"Dactor,you're got to help me,My wife thinks she's a chicken!"The doctor asks ,"How long was she had this condition?""Two years." says the man.
9. Good Medicine (11/23/2009)
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work.His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it ,So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed.Tom slept well
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work.His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it ,So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed.Tom slept well
10. Ugly Person's Illness (11/16/2009)
A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist .The homely person walked into doctor's office and said,"Doctor,I'm so depressed and lonely ,I don't have any friends ,no one will come near me ,and everybody laughs at me ,Can you help me accept my ugliness?"
A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist .The homely person walked into doctor's office and said,"Doctor,I'm so depressed and lonely ,I don't have any friends ,no one will come near me ,and everybody laughs at me ,Can you help me accept my ugliness?"
11. Come Quick! (11/12/2009)
A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on he other end of the line,"We need a fourth for poker,"said the friend."I 'll be right over,"whispered the doctor.
A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on he other end of the line,"We need a fourth for poker,"said the friend."I 'll be right over,"whispered the doctor.
12. Play the Piano (10/24/2009)
A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital.The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands. "Doctor ,"says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands,"Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?"
Page: [1] [2] [3] [4] A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital.The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands. "Doctor ,"says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands,"Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?"
