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Joke: One hundred percent

Patient: Doctor, please tell me the truth. What are my chances of recovery?
Doctor: Just one hundred percent! Statistics show that only nine out of ten die of the disease. Now nine of my patients have already died of it. You are the tenth!

[Tag]:One hundred percent
[Time]:6/29/2009
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