You're Not Going to Make It.
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You're Not Going to Make It

Gravely ill,a man went to the doctor with his wife.After the examination,the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway."Your husband is very sick,"the doctor said,"but there are three things that can do to ensure his survival,First ,fix him three healthful,delicious meals a day,Next ,give him a stress-free environment,and don't complain about anything,Finally ,make passionate love to him everyday."

On the drive home ,the husband asked,"What did the doctor say?"

"I'm sorry,"she said,"you are not going to make it."

[Tag]:You're Not Going to Make It
[Time]:10/14/2009
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