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1. Following Doctors Orders (5/9/2010)
Patient: It's been one month since my last visit and I still feel miserable. Doctor: Did you follow the instructions on the medicine I gave you? Patient: I su

2. Only a year to live (5/9/2010)
A man went to the doctor, who told him that he had a bad illness and only a year to live. So he decided to talk to his pastor. After the man explained his sit

3. List of (5/9/2010)
Here's a little list of Doc-isms -- What doctors say, and what they're really thinking: This should be taken care of right away. I'd planned a trip to Hawaii

4. A Code Of Ethical Behavior For Patients (5/9/2010)
Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort. Involvement with the patient's suffering might cause him to lose valuable scientific objectivity. Be chee

5. A Professor of Medicine (5/9/2010)
A Professor of Medicine, a man well known for his earnest and oft-proclaimed Temperance views, was (yet again) lecturing the medical students on the damage th

6. A young doctor (5/9/2010)
A young doctor moved out to a small community to replace the aging doctor there. The older doctor suggested that the younger doctor accompany him as he made h

7. Doctors Contributions (5/9/2010)
Doctors were told to contribute to the construction of a new wing at the hospital. What did they do? The allergists voted to scratch it. The dermatologists pref

8. Group therapy session (5/9/2010)
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. You all have obsessions, he observed. To the first mo

9. Things you hate during a surgery (5/9/2010)
-Wait, we were supposed to REMOVE the implants? - This guy used to beat me up in junior high! I'll show him. - Crud, I dropped my contact in there. - Nurse,

10. Keep off the Grass (5/9/2010)
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing st

11. Avoiding the headache (5/9/2010)
A man is having terrible headaches. He can't sleep, eat, think, or do much of anything because of the pain. Several doctors examined him and couldn't determin

12. The smile test (5/9/2010)
A noted therapist realizes that people often lie about the frequency of their encounters, so he devises a test to tell for certain how often someone has sex.

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