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1. Discuss Track Types (11/4/2009)
Three Marines were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.The first Marine said,"Those are deer tracks.The second Marine said ,"No,those are elk tracks."
Three Marines were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.The first Marine said,"Those are deer tracks.The second Marine said ,"No,those are elk tracks."
2. Knows to pary (10/22/2009)
At the storm raged,the captain realized his ship was sinking fast ,he called out,"Anyone here knows how to pray?" One man stepped forward ,"Aye ,Captain,I know how to pray. "Good," said the captain,"You pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets-we're one short
At the storm raged,the captain realized his ship was sinking fast ,he called out,"Anyone here knows how to pray?" One man stepped forward ,"Aye ,Captain,I know how to pray. "Good," said the captain,"You pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets-we're one short
3. Present for Girlfriend (8/15/2009)
At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Shall I engrave her name on it?" the jeweler asked.
At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Shall I engrave her name on it?" the jeweler asked.
4. A Bad Impression (7/14/2009)
Six people were travelling in a compartment on a train. Five of them were quiet and well behaved, but the sixth was a rude young man who was causing a lot of trouble to the other passengers.
Six people were travelling in a compartment on a train. Five of them were quiet and well behaved, but the sixth was a rude young man who was causing a lot of trouble to the other passengers.
5. Very stupid robbers (6/29/2009)
Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!" The second one said, "But we're on the 13 th floor!" The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious!"
Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!" The second one said, "But we're on the 13 th floor!" The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious!"
6. That lady (5/27/2009)
There was a couple who had been married for a long time,and one day, they were walking through the park together, when they saw a young couple sitting on a bench, kissing each othervery passionately.
There was a couple who had been married for a long time,and one day, they were walking through the park together, when they saw a young couple sitting on a bench, kissing each othervery passionately.
7. Skinny Dipping (5/27/2009)
One day Jimmy went down to the pond for a dip, but before he could dive in he spied his teacher, Mrs. Smith, emerging from nude bathing.
One day Jimmy went down to the pond for a dip, but before he could dive in he spied his teacher, Mrs. Smith, emerging from nude bathing.
8. I am sorry Maam (4/24/2009)
A man is in a hotel lobby and wants to ask the desk clerk a question.As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him, and as he does his elbow goes into her breast.
A man is in a hotel lobby and wants to ask the desk clerk a question.As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him, and as he does his elbow goes into her breast.
9. Your horse called (4/24/2009)
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
10. A woman on the bus would like to fart (12/18/2008)
A woman on the bus would like to fart, she don't know how to do.When the car suddenly sounded in Beethoven's "Symphony of fate" . she followed with the music: bang bang bang - bang nature ...... Resolved.
A woman on the bus would like to fart, she don't know how to do.When the car suddenly sounded in Beethoven's "Symphony of fate" . she followed with the music: bang bang bang - bang nature ...... Resolved.
11. Condoms and sanitary napkins (12/1/2008)
Condoms, said to sanitary napkins: "I'm really afraid of you, every time you have a job, I did a week with no business."
Condoms, said to sanitary napkins: "I'm really afraid of you, every time you have a job, I did a week with no business."
12. I dare you to challenge me in a insult joke off (11/26/2008)
You look like Woopie and Chris Rock，Yo breath smells like you threw up in yo stomach，Your feet look like curly fries.
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