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1. Cutting a deal (5/8/2010)
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with an unusual offer. Look, I抣l give you $100 if you抣l change the wedding vows. When you get to

2. Single and married women (5/8/2010)
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women? A: Single women come home, see whets in the fridge, and go to bed. Married women come home, see whets in be

3. What a jerk (5/8/2010)
Guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. Hi, is Tony home? No, he went to the store. Well, you mind if I wait? No, come i

4. How to shower like a man (5/8/2010)
Short version: 1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile on the floor. 2. Walk to bathroom wearing a towel. If you se

5. 10 REASONS ITS GREAT TO BE A GUY! (5/8/2010)
(No offense intended or implied) 1) Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2) Movie nudity is virtually always female. 3) You know stuff about tank

6. HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN: (5/8/2010)
Compliment her, Cuddle her, Kiss her, Caress her, Love her, Stroke her, Tease her, Comfort her,

7. Princess story (5/8/2010)
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. the frog said to the princess, i was once a handsome prince

8. Bride smile when she walks up the aisle (5/8/2010)
Q. Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? A. She knows she's given her last blowjob.

9. Bob and a guy (5/8/2010)
Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he won

10. Men chase women (5/8/2010)
Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

11. Mans idea of a perfect date (5/8/2010)
Q. What's a man's idea of a perfect date? A. A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six-pack.

12. Men are stupid (5/8/2010)
Q. Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? A. Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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