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1. Just as old (6/29/2009)
One old person complained to the doctor that his right ear was giving him trouble; he couldn't hear. So the doctor checked
One old person complained to the doctor that his right ear was giving him trouble; he couldn't hear. So the doctor checked
2. How much (5/27/2009)
A man called a lawyer and asked, ¡°How much would you charge me to answer three questions?¡±
A man called a lawyer and asked, ¡°How much would you charge me to answer three questions?¡±
3. Boys Pray For Gifts (11/26/2008)
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
4. Jacob and Rebecca's Wedding Registry (11/26/2008)
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore.
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore.
5. Ten dollars of airplane ride (11/26/2008)
Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. Every year Fred would say, “Edna, I’d like to ride in that there airplane.” And every year Edna would say, “I know Fred, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars.”
Page: [1] Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. Every year Fred would say, “Edna, I’d like to ride in that there airplane.” And every year Edna would say, “I know Fred, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars.”
