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1. during a game of manhunt, my brother and his (3/26/2011)
   Today, during a game of manhunt, my brother and his friends thought it would be funny to tie me to a telelphone pole with my very own multicolored jumprope from when .
2. Disorderly conduct (5/9/2010)
    Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park. Judge: What were you doing? 1st man: Oh, just throwing peanuts in
3. Red fire fighter (5/9/2010)
    There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine. Four and eight makes 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler. Queen Elizabeth is a ruler. The Queen Elizabeth
4. A missing person (5/9/2010)
    Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked fo
5. What is the future (5/9/2010)
    My horoscope read, You're going places and you can't be stopped. Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadn't read it. Polceman: I'm afraid that I'm going t
6. Tell what happened (5/9/2010)
    The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young
7. F.B.I. phone logs (5/9/2010)
    The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies report on GLOBAL ORGANIZED CRIME. FBI agents conducted a raid of a psy
8. Outrageous lying (5/9/2010)
    A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it s
9. Better prison foods (5/9/2010)
    Subject: You Deserve a Break Today San Francisco (UPI)--In what legal observers are already calling a landmark decision in the case of Jackson v. California, t
10. Why the big fight? (5/9/2010)
    A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the
11. Go to save my friend (5/9/2010)
    A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his summer home in the backwoods of Maine. Every summer, he would invite one friend or another t
12. All the strange names (5/9/2010)
    One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled himself out of the window. Well, Stupid and Shut Up did not k
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