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1. after soccer practice, I was walking to the car (3/22/2011)
Today, after soccer practice, I was walking to the car with my dad. My team mates waved and said `Bye POTHEAD!` They call me that because they think my head is shaped like a pot. Of course, my dad didn't believe me.
Today, after soccer practice, I was walking to the car with my dad. My team mates waved and said `Bye POTHEAD!` They call me that because they think my head is shaped like a pot. Of course, my dad didn't believe me.
2. No one ever says: (5/9/2010)
No one ever says: It's only a game,when their team is winning.
No one ever says: It's only a game,when their team is winning.
3. NFL Team Nick Names - Part I (5/9/2010)
When a football team is having trouble getting into the win column, fans usually assign a more appropriate name to describe that team's performance. Denver Br
When a football team is having trouble getting into the win column, fans usually assign a more appropriate name to describe that team's performance. Denver Br
4. Baseball games (5/9/2010)
Q: Why is it always hot after baseball games? A: Because all of the fans have left.
Q: Why is it always hot after baseball games? A: Because all of the fans have left.
5. I dropped the ball (5/9/2010)
Coming home from his Little League game, young Bobby swung open the front door very excitedly. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know
Coming home from his Little League game, young Bobby swung open the front door very excitedly. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know
6. Pre-Season Ski Exercises (5/9/2010)
Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk-in freezer for a half-hour. Afterwards, burn two $50 dollar bills to warm up. Soak your gloves and sto
Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk-in freezer for a half-hour. Afterwards, burn two $50 dollar bills to warm up. Soak your gloves and sto
7. The recognition (5/9/2010)
One evening, three gay guys were discussing what they thought their favorite sport would be. The first decides on football, because of all those gorgeous guys
One evening, three gay guys were discussing what they thought their favorite sport would be. The first decides on football, because of all those gorgeous guys
8. Fowl language (5/9/2010)
Q: Why did the umpire penalize the chicken? A: For using fowl language.
Q: Why did the umpire penalize the chicken? A: For using fowl language.
9. What Women Want (5/9/2010)
What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: T
What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: T
10. Game of hockey! (5/9/2010)
One afternoon, two women were sitting at a bar discussing their love lives. One woman looked at the other and said, You know, eighty percent of all men think
One afternoon, two women were sitting at a bar discussing their love lives. One woman looked at the other and said, You know, eighty percent of all men think
11. Go to hell (5/9/2010)
There were three guys sitting behind three nuns at a football game. The men decided to antagonize the nuns, to get them to move. So the first guy says to the
There were three guys sitting behind three nuns at a football game. The men decided to antagonize the nuns, to get them to move. So the first guy says to the
12. A friend (5/9/2010)
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Colorado.One of the women in the group complained to her husband that she was in dire need of a restroom. He
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A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Colorado.One of the women in the group complained to her husband that she was in dire need of a restroom. He
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