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1. Cat and Mice (7/5/2011)
Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top.` What's in your box?` asked the friend.

2. What's in your box (6/20/2011)
Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top.` What's in your box?` asked the friend.

3. A tiger caught a Deer (6/19/2011)
The tiger plans to eat the deer, so the deer screamed: ` you can't eat me`,The tiger hesitated, feeling very strange, so he asked the deer: ` why can't i eat you?

4. The City Mouse and the Country Mouse (6/7/2011)
Once there were two mice. They were friends. One mouse lived in the country; the other mouse lived in the city. After many years the Country mouse saw the City mouse; he said, `Do come and see me at my house in the country.

5. The Old Cat (5/27/2011)
An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse.

6. Rats to the benefit of (5/17/2011)
Rats to the benefit of, see also Xiong, did not Qisheng, bears saw a rat, and said: `You do not Picking out?` To the rats Chisuo not language. Xiong asked: `Picking out not ah, do you?` Rats nervously and said: `can not¡¡`

7. So is the cat (5/14/2011)
Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top.` What's in your box?` asked the friend.

8. Mother rats suspected (5/11/2011)
Mother rats suspected her husband has an affair, she bushes adjacent to the track her husband. While, a hedgehog from the holes drilled out. Mother rats Yezhu a hedgehog, said: `Sigui, said not an affair? Shining so many mousse to seduce Shuixia?`.

9. Cat chasing a mouse was (4/28/2011)
Cat chasing a mouse was, into a flower shop. Mouse found Molugetao, comfortable Picking up a bouquet of roses when weapons, as strong resistance.

10. Mice and bull (4/27/2011)
A mouse once took a bite out of a bull's tail as he lay dozing. The bull jumped up in a rage and, with his head low to the ground, chased the mouse right across the yard. The mouse was too quick for him, however, and slipped easily into a hole in the wall.

11. Brave Rats (4/12/2011)
Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says, `I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!`The second says, `Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!`.

12. I cant let him get away (4/12/2011)
A male crabmet a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can't let him get away .So they got married immediately.

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