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1. I Have Turned It Over (2/24/2010)
A woman said to her husband, "dear, look at our sheet! It's too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?"
A woman said to her husband, "dear, look at our sheet! It's too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?"
2. Lose weight (1/24/2010)
After going on a diet£¬a woman felt really good about herself----especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago£®
After going on a diet£¬a woman felt really good about herself----especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago£®
3. Marriage Arranged by an Unborn Baby (10/1/2009)
The other day a Chinese told me that to go with the traditional custom,one's marriage has to be decided by his or her parents and that accordingly,her mother's marriage was arranged by her grandparents,but her sister has broken the tradition.
The other day a Chinese told me that to go with the traditional custom,one's marriage has to be decided by his or her parents and that accordingly,her mother's marriage was arranged by her grandparents,but her sister has broken the tradition.
4. True Or False (7/29/2009)
One day a young businessman asked his girl friend, "Dear, will you marry me if I am bankrupt?"
One day a young businessman asked his girl friend, "Dear, will you marry me if I am bankrupt?"
5. Airport (7/4/2009)
A stewardess wore a sparkling gold necklace , a plane model as a drop, looking unique and professional. Detecting that somebody around was looking at her, she asked gracefully
A stewardess wore a sparkling gold necklace , a plane model as a drop, looking unique and professional. Detecting that somebody around was looking at her, she asked gracefully
6. A Jealous Wife (7/4/2009)
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night¡¡and she couldn¡¯t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him," Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night¡¡and she couldn¡¯t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him," Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"
7. that lady (6/29/2009)
There was a couple who had been married for a long time,and one day, they were walking through the park together, when they saw a young couple sitting on a bench, kissing
There was a couple who had been married for a long time,and one day, they were walking through the park together, when they saw a young couple sitting on a bench, kissing
8. Eye Rubbers (6/29/2009)
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning? Because they don't have balls to scratch.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning? Because they don't have balls to scratch.
9. You May Feel A Little Prick (4/24/2009)
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.
10. The tiny room like this (3/5/2009)
There was a lady from the countryside who came to the city and checked into a hotel. Then she said to the bellman, I refuse to take a tiny room like this.
There was a lady from the countryside who came to the city and checked into a hotel. Then she said to the bellman, I refuse to take a tiny room like this.
11. One woman and Seeking marriage (12/1/2008)
One woman gives her Personals Seeking marriage, but there are two conditions: 1. To be handsome;2. Have a car;
One woman gives her Personals Seeking marriage, but there are two conditions: 1. To be handsome;2. Have a car;
12. A blonde go Ice Fishing (11/26/2008)
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.
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