There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night¡¡and she couldn¡¯t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him," Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"
¡¡¡¡The next night, when she didn¡¯t smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She¡¯s not only bald, but she¡¯s too cheap to buy any perfume!"
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