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1. Fake two dollar bill (5/8/2010)
On my way home from the second job I've taken for the extra holiday cash I need, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat. In my wallet is a $50 bill and
On my way home from the second job I've taken for the extra holiday cash I need, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat. In my wallet is a $50 bill and
2. Main Vice President (5/8/2010)
Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end. Finally she cou
Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end. Finally she cou
3. Lost in a balloon (5/8/2010)
Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind unexpectedly picks up, and the balloon goes out of control. The two balloonist
Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind unexpectedly picks up, and the balloon goes out of control. The two balloonist
4. Question and answer (5/8/2010)
Definition: A manager is a person who thinks that nine women can produce a child in one month. Robots: Our Steel Collar Workers. Q: What's the difference be
Definition: A manager is a person who thinks that nine women can produce a child in one month. Robots: Our Steel Collar Workers. Q: What's the difference be
5. Equation of earnings (5/8/2010)
The Equation Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now a rigorous mathematical proof has been developed that explains
The Equation Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now a rigorous mathematical proof has been developed that explains
6. New element was found (5/8/2010)
Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA--The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by materials researchers at IPRT/ISU. The new element
Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA--The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by materials researchers at IPRT/ISU. The new element
7. Nerds versus jocks (5/8/2010)
An answer to the eternal question Is it better to be a jock or a nerd? Michael Jordan will make over $300,000 a game: $10,000 a minute, assuming he averages a
An answer to the eternal question Is it better to be a jock or a nerd? Michael Jordan will make over $300,000 a game: $10,000 a minute, assuming he averages a
8. Telemarketers go away (5/8/2010)
How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away 1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. Ask, How long
How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away 1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. Ask, How long
9. How you made money (5/8/2010)
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great De
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great De
10. Repairing the phone (5/8/2010)
A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone went out of commission. Repeated
A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone went out of commission. Repeated
11. The ten ifs of employment (5/8/2010)
1. If it rings, put it on hold. 2. If it clunks, call the repairman. 3. If it whistles, ignore it. 4. If it's a friend, stop work and chat. 5. If it's the boss
1. If it rings, put it on hold. 2. If it clunks, call the repairman. 3. If it whistles, ignore it. 4. If it's a friend, stop work and chat. 5. If it's the boss
12. A tight travel budget (5/8/2010)
All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy. Memorandum To: All Employees From: Headquarters Subject: Business Travel Policy
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All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy. Memorandum To: All Employees From: Headquarters Subject: Business Travel Policy
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