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1. Im sending out some cards (5/9/2010)
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing Love stamps on bright pink envelopes with

2. I just had a dream about it (5/9/2010)
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What

3. Italian Night Before Christmas (5/9/2010)
Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was stirrin', Cuz I had a gun unda da pilla. When up on da roof I heard somethin

4. What is a stable? (5/9/2010)
Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story out of the big family bible. When my son was old enough to talk, he asked me

5. Billy Gates writes to Santa (5/9/2010)
Dear Santa, How are you doing? I hope you've had a successful year and have come up with a lot of interesting toys. It's really neat how you're able to do that

6. The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts (5/9/2010)
Jones: The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on New Year's Day. Smith: So I understand, but, then again, the Chinese don't have a C

7. You Need to Join the Lords Army (5/9/2010)
Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. The preacher grabbed Jack by th

8. The Shopping Criminal (5/9/2010)
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,What are you charged with? Doing my Christmas shopping early, replied the defendan

9. The Australian Christmas (5/9/2010)
Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, Sweating his fat away Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, Water-skis on his sleigh Never have a wh

10. The Twelve Days of Windows 95 (5/9/2010)
[b]On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .[/b] Windows 95 for my PC [b]On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .[/b] 2 GPF

11. Rating your Christmas parties (5/9/2010)
If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw the kind of party where your guests, the next day, call you up to say they had a nice time.

12. The politically correct Christmas (5/9/2010)
On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me: TWELVE male

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