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1. Promotion (8/11/2009)
Our son, Chris, is a premed student at Georgia Southern University in Statesboro. He is fortunate to have a job in the research lab, where they are studying Lyme disease.

2. How Did You Ever Get Here (7/4/2009)
One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. `It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two.`

3. Make your fortune (7/4/2009)
`How did you make your fortune?` `I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience.` `How did that help?`

4. Imitate Birds (7/4/2009)
A man tried to get a job in a stage show. `What can you do?` asked the roducer. `Imitate birds,` the man said. `Are you kidding?` answered the producer, `

5. Why Your Bosses Are Different (11/26/2008)
When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough. When you don't do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.

6. Prepare Three Envelopes (11/26/2008)
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes.

7. The boat race and Performance (11/26/2008)
An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race on the Detroit River. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance. On the big day, they were as ready as they could be.

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